- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

rent a cops

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Where's my baby??

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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