- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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