How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

this website is a bad joke

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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