- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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