- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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