- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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