- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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