Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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feminism

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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