Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Your mom is so old she died

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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