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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Kevin and Ramin

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Your mam is so fat.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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