What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Oh, go away

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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