- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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