Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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