You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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