- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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