- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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