- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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