why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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dallen loves penis

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Anti Joke

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