In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Badabing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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12/23/2012

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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