What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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