What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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