What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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