- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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