- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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