- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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