why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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