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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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