- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock Knock Who's there

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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