- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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