There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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