An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

No it doesnt..

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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