Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What's up? Your time.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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