- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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