What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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