- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What is white and long? A New York winter

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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