- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

My cat just died.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I think everybody should have a penis.

BIG MAC'S

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

My spelling is horrible

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