- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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