- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Gus's mom

i have two hands.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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