So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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