- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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