Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Emily Walker.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Get up Look in the mirror

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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