What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Peas

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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You idiot.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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