- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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