- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Once upon a time a was born

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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