- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

whats white jizz

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A black man walks out of a police station

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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