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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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