- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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