- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

You having friends.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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