y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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