A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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