why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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This is an anti-joke.

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