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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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