- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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