- Anti Joke

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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