- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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