- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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