- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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