A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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