- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Indians

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

diarrhea.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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