Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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