What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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