Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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God is real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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