Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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