- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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