A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

binladin walks into the american seals

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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