Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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