A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Dwarf Shortage

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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