what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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