How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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