- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's my tractor.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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