- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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