- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

bangers and mash?

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

So a man walks into a bar, right?

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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