Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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