Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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