Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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