What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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