- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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