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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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