Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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