- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A guy at a baseball game....

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

someone called someone else a frog

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

The child was fired from his job.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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