- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

David Cameron

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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