- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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