Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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