A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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eoin burgin is fat

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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