- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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