- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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