A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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women's rights.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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