- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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