A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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women's rights

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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