- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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