Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A man did not like this site

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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