- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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