- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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