'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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