- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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