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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's 1+1? 69.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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