- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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