A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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