Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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