a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

A: Knock Knock B: 7

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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