In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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