- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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