- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Phew... it's gone.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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