- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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