- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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