awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

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