How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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