- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cat just died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Chlamydia

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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