- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

your no better than a cockroach

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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