- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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