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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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