Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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