What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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