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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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