Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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