- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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