- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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