What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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