Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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