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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Potassium? K.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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