I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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