I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

asians have slitted eyes lol

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Anyone can post anything.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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