What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Anti Joke

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