- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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