- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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I asked her where you were.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

i am a dino. RAWR.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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