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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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