- Anti Joke

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.