- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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