- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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