- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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