There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Women's rights

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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