If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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