- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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