- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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