How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A praying mantis is very graceful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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