- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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