Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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