- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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