- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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