whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What's just not right? Left

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american idol

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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