- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Massie is a fatass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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