Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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