- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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