Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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