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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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