- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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