- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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